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  • 01

    Crumbs everywhere

    When you told her you were a monster in bed, but didn't get specific
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  • 02

    Not tripping bro

    Am i trippin or Mark Zuckerberg is behind me? DUDE Am I TRIPPIN..
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  • 03

    It's my me time

    sometimes i'm late because i sit like this for a long time @grinsfromthegrave
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  • 04

    Thank you, I feel better now

    It's dangerous to go alone. Take this with you.
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  • 05

    Chaotic birds

    The four birds of the apocalypse 00
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  • 06
    Doth @DothTheDoth It's a perfect night to sit by a fire with a witch, twirl her hair & then offer her your beating heart.
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  • 07
    my back hurts maybe my wings are growing in cus i'm such an angel @scudzee
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  • 08
    YES ON ** NOPQRSTUVWXYZ ABCDEFGHIJKLM 567890 BVE Stupid cutting board. It's the third time it brings my chicken back to life
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  • 09
    We adopted a cat recently and I can't get over his angry little face. He looks furious. He looks like a beanie baby possessed by the spirit of a 1920's oil tycoon.
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  • 10
    feeling cute @ethereal banshee might haunt your dreams later
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  • 11
    "Where do you see yourself in 20 years?" RealHeckmin ATO CIELT
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  • 12
    Susie Dent @susie_dent I love the old markers of time. To go with 'fortnight' (fourteen nights), English once had the lovely 'sennight' (seven nights) for a week, too. 'Yestreen' meant 'last evening', 'ere-yesterday' was the day before yesterday, and 'overmorrow' the day after tomorrow. 12/02/2018, 10:14 2,358 Retweets 7,594 Likes
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  • 13
    I love routine. La Vie en Rose Until I'm bored, then I love excitement. Until I'm overwhelmed, then I love routine. 12-15-202
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  • 14
    for Valentines i want... B to be worshipped and shown pure devotion your blod a castle with my guardian angel cat the moon a garden of dark dahlias that remind me of my grandmother @MIELROSAA archive Vivienne Westwood old antique things
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  • 15
    Me complaining that I have no social life when in reality I love staying at home and not talking to anyone for several days in a row.
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  • 16
    I wasn't always so sarcastic It took me years of dealing with stupid people to get this good at it.
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  • 17
    Me: one slice of the goth lasagna, please Cashier: that's chocolate cake
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  • 18
    stoned cold fox @roastmalone_ Sliced bread has had it's time, let's start saying the best thing since skip intro 12:59 AM 2021-07-26 Twitter for iPhone 180 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 1,592 Likes
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  • 19
    Zack Budryk @BudrykZack Matt Damon confirming that in the early 90s there was this class of young male rising stars competing for all the same roles who would all go "ah sh "when Ethan Hawke was in the reception room is still very funny to me
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  • 20
    It's so annoying when the serial creeper you want to avoid actually lives in your house Pwasmemes Harold go make your own sandwich E. Vuillard Pfw Vallart made with mematic
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  • 21
    Training new employees is tough because you have to remember the real rules, not the ones you've invented.
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  • 22
    I couldn't sleep at 4 a.m. so I got up and wrote memes Ooohh next time wake me up and we can get crazy funky together Pwasmemes I am uninterested in that option made with mematic Pfw
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  • 23
    We shall be married, you will Worship me and with my superior sperm we will have the most beautiful children in the world! Pwasmemes Oh there you go being wrong out loud again Pfw
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  • 24
    Do not test the gods Ominous Done with this sh.. I have questions Disturbingly specific Vivid YOUR GPS IS WRONG TURN AROUND 128 Persons Have Drowned In This Lake 2 Wearing A Life Jacket 126 Not Wearing A Life Jacket DANGER NOT ONLY WILL THIS KILL YOU IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE DYING IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE IN RANGE WARNING! Evacuate the island if you hear 8 short blasts. BEWARE 用心 IF ELEVATOR DOES NOT MOVE DO A SMALL JUMP IT SHOULD MOVE AFTER NorthWestern ROAD MAY BE SUBJECT TO SUDDE
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  • 25
    I'm officially at the age where I'm not upgrading my phone until it stops working.
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